Some guy named Wannabe...

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10-23-2009, 02:53 PM
dafshklr

Some guy named Wannabe...

Is here fishing in our lakes in Arkansas. Says he came to get some lessons so he can compete with the rest of you boys in Mississippi.
So far, he has closed two bait shops down, three bars and two local truck stops with all of his TALL tales being told about the BIG crappie he has been catching on Grenada.............

You boys gets togetherns and send us sum money so we can send him back wheres he came from! Postage will be .48 cents and payload rate will $1,352.65 for all of the crap he has lugged over here with him.:D:D
10-23-2009, 02:57 PM
biggerjigger

What you turkeys up to over there in arkansas been up to???
10-23-2009, 03:43 PM
Jeepster04

I know exactly what they have been up to. Gold Creek has been on fire at Conway and you better get there early to get a spot. If Wannabe can't catch a fish in the pool then he is hopeless anywhere. LOL.
10-23-2009, 07:29 PM
Fishtaco

They are not everywhere in the pond. If you don't know where to fish in there, its all hit and miss. If you do know where to fish in there, its limit city.

As for Wannabe coming down here, I have to admit the terd factor has been a bit higher lately, along with the water level and humidity, but I've not seen nor heard hide nor hair of the varmint.
10-25-2009, 09:51 PM
Jeepster04

Don't know about now, but 4 years ago I fished it on a regular basis. Caught fish all over that pond. I was always a fan of the bradford pear that was sitting just on the edge of the creek and the entrance to the pond. I bet I caught over a hundred pounds of fish off of that thing. Conway is where my crappie interests started.
10-26-2009, 05:35 AM
tritonman

We will send you the money but you have to promise to keep him!
10-26-2009, 08:37 AM
Wannabe...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dafshklr

Is here fishing in our lakes in Arkansas. Says he came to get some lessons so he can compete with the rest of you boys in Mississippi.
So far, he has closed two bait shops down, three bars and two local truck stops with all of his TALL tales being told about the BIG crappie he has been catching on Grenada.............

You boys gets togetherns and send us sum money so we can send him back wheres he came from! Postage will be .48 cents and payload rate will $1,352.65 for all of the crap he has lugged over here with him.:D:D

What in the.....

Where in the.....

Who in the.....

How in the.....

A'ite, which one of these uber gewbers put you up to this? All I need is a name. I suspect Creek, but there's a bunch of AR gewbers on my suspect list.

Wannabe...
10-26-2009, 08:56 AM
biggerjigger

I wouldnt know nothin bout it!!
10-26-2009, 09:30 AM
tritonman

Bigger, with a comment like that it almost sounds like you were part of the scheme.
10-26-2009, 09:39 AM
creekslick

And how did my name get thrown in this?:eek:
10-26-2009, 11:12 AM
biggerjigger

Just an innocent bystander lmao!!!!!!
10-26-2009, 12:40 PM
satdoc1

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggerjigger

Just an innocent bystander lmao!!!!!!

You Innocent PLEASE!!! Usually the first to yell is the main culprit!!!:D
10-26-2009, 01:20 PM
biggerjigger

I know NOTHING!!
10-26-2009, 01:21 PM
tritonman

Bigger I guess you hear nothing and say nothing also...yea right
10-26-2009, 01:25 PM
dafshklr

Bigger and Creek, I did my part! Now I wants me money or Iam's gonna get mad!!!
10-26-2009, 01:39 PM
creekslick

Man I've been framed.
10-26-2009, 02:09 PM
Wannabe...

Hmmm, I think I'd take the hush money from Creek rather than the instigatin' money from Bigger. Creek pays better. He pays quicker. Plus he's rich so his rates are better.

Then again, you might consider taking both. Bigger really ain't the best example of public education so he'd prolly never catch on.

Wannabe...
10-26-2009, 02:15 PM
jimmydee1

SatDoc, the first guy to smell it is usually the guy what done it.....lol I'm bettin Bigger smelt it first.
10-26-2009, 02:25 PM
biggerjigger

I din even dip a toe in this one BUT Ill sho take credit fer it!!!!! YA YA IT WAS ME!!
10-26-2009, 03:10 PM
dafshklr

Wannabe - I cannot reply to PM's however I rec'd your PM. I'm sorry but I could not even think of saying those awful things about Bigger on here.......so I'll have to pass on what you wanted me to post until he makes me mad. Besides I'd be lieing if I was to say he couldn't catch a fish in a five gallon bucket.

And I don't know DonDon, Triton, Torch, SatDoc and all of the rest of the guys you mentioned so I'm sure not going to talk about any of 'dem........
10-26-2009, 03:39 PM
Wannabe...

No wonder Tyson set up shop over there......the whole dang state is slap full of chickens. Bwok, Bwok.

Wannabe...
10-26-2009, 04:38 PM
biggerjigger

Oh yea Satdoc........if you think trying to pin this on me is gonna make me forget bout YOUR tomfoolery.....you wrong......OK Black Bart, now you get yours!!!
10-26-2009, 05:23 PM
satdoc1

Shoot yo best shot TONTO . Better have tried and better have died tryin...
10-26-2009, 07:14 PM
tritonman

Do ya'll see

Quote:

Originally Posted by dafshklr

Wannabe - I cannot reply to PM's however I rec'd your PM. I'm sorry but I could not even think of saying those awful things about Bigger on here.......so I'll have to pass on what you wanted me to post until he makes me mad. Besides I'd be lieing if I was to say he couldn't catch a fish in a five gallon bucket.

And I don't know DonDon, Triton, Torch, SatDoc and all of the rest of the guys you mentioned so I'm sure not going to talk about any of 'dem........

this stuff. Ole WB is tryuing to get all of us wrapped up in his tom foolery.
10-27-2009, 07:27 AM
DonDon

He's trying like heck, ain't he Triton

I do see I'm on that list. Better be glad I still ain't feeling to good today or POWWWW, put that last nail in his coffen.
10-27-2009, 07:51 AM
creekslick

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDon

I do see I'm on that list. Better be glad I still ain't feeling to good today or POWWWW, put that last nail in his coffen.

Not only on the list you were FIRST.:eek:
10-27-2009, 08:09 AM
Wannabe...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tritonman

this stuff. Ole WB is tryuing to get all of us wrapped up in his tom foolery.

You're just jealous on account of my tom being more foolery than yours.

Wannabe...

Psst, hey Sat, check it....Triton's got a case of tom foolery envy. :D
10-27-2009, 08:25 AM
tritonman

We are gonna have to really keep our eye on this Wannabe fellar