Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women

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Was pretty sure I knew one but now don't remember what it is?!? :D

Women are much like the Electron.

When observed, their behavior changes :eek:


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[]1.They whine
2.They B****--CONSTANTLY
3.They cry for no reason
4.When you ask "what's wrong" the response is "nothing"
5.Refer to #4 cause when it comes out you know you are a dead man
6.Unfortunately, #5 continues. EVERYTHING you have EVER done wrong
7.Once you understand 1-6 life is meaningless. Just repeat FOREVER.!!
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So I guess a man should look for a don'ter instead of a do'er?

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.11-I know that one!

Understanding a woman...Here are two simple poems, the second one is the easiest to understand and is the truth!!!


A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.



A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t

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Originally Posted by wolfmanjack051

Understanding a woman...Here are two simple poems, the second one is the easiest to understand and is the truth!!!


A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.



A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t

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:D:D:DI love the man's poem that's awsome LOL

so outnumbered.

well I gots to be the slowest of the slow, waited and waited and then went p and waited and waited and tried to figure what was taking so long for the 10 things to load so I could read them and know how to understand women, so I waited some more,and went p again, kept waiting, see where this is going, I should have figured it out 10 things men understand about women, duh you big dummie beagle men dont understand women, what a mooroon

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Originally Posted by jackb

[]1.They whine
2.They B****--CONSTANTLY
3.They cry for no reason
4.When you ask "what's wrong" the response is "nothing"
5.Refer to #4 cause when it comes out you know you are a dead man
6.Unfortunately, #5 continues. EVERYTHING you have EVER done wrong
7.Once you understand 1-6 life is meaningless. Just repeat FOREVER.!!
8.:(
9.:(
10.:(


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JACK B YOU NEED TO MOVE #2 TO #1! AND SOMEWHERE YOU NEED TO ADD THEY ALWAYS HAVE A HEADACHE!

Thanks Dan!! I forgot the headache-good call!

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Originally Posted by jackb

Thanks Dan!! I forgot the headache-good call!

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YOUR SURE WELCOME JACK! NORMALLY YOU DO A VERY GOOD JOB COVERING EVERYTHING! BUT THIS TIME I THOUGHT THAT YOU FORGOT HEADACHE! WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!