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The local drug store just delivered my prescription for my upcoming test.
They sent a gallon of this clear stuff that says drink entire contents in 1 hour. 5 sets of some pills take every two hours and a big bottle of "Milk of Magnesia".
This has got to be a joke, have any of ya'll ever been through this.
I'm guessin that clear stuff will be sodium filled.:eek::eek::eek:
Yep X2 Better Plan On Having Either A Tv Set In The Privy Or Something To Read As Most On The Next 15 To 20 Hours After You Drink Up All That Fine Tasting Stuff,well Thats Where U Will Need To Be,,,,or,,,,,,,,,well U Know
I have and it's no fun, but that's the worst of it. When you get in the doctors room you are talking one min and the next you wake up in the recovery room. But they have a new prescription now where you don't have to drink all that stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by torch
You should have plenty of extra for the non fishing one from Grenada. Initials would be WB.
ANAL EASE to go along with that? BWAAAAA HAHAHAA
Good luck, hope everything comes out ok....Pun intended.:D
I've heard of the trots and I've heard of the runs, but dern, a whole gallon of that stuff? Sounds like your doc ordered you a full case of the gallops. Bwahahaha.
Wannabe...
your voice to get back deep again. I can hear ya talking like a 10 year old boy for a few days:):):)
I had it done bout 2 years ago and the stuff I drank was in 6 or 8 oz. bottles and you mixed it with water. Only had to drink it twice. I'd hate to know I had to drink a gallon of that nasty shiznit. Did they tell you how big the end of that freakin camera is?
Man I don't care about the camera, Satdoc said its the size of a dime but feels like a 4" stove pipe.
Hey DD my brother says I shouldn't be scared of going to prison now.
I had that done, and it was horrible. I poured about 1/3 of that stuff down the sink, I was in the hospital at the time, and the old ugly nurse said if I didn't drink it within a certain time she would force it down me.
Torch they didn't put me to sleep, and I swear when they put that hose in it felt like a umbrella being opened up in my butt....:eek:
Think about this.... a ''Radiator'' hose with a camera to see, with a water sprayer to keep poo off the camera lens, and this is really the bad part...an air valve to expand the colon to get the ''radiator'' hose around all the bends in your colon....:eek:
After all that air being injected up my butt, I was farting big time, like a government mule, it smelled just like Wannabe's house in that room.
When they pulled the ''Radiator'' hose out my butt, it sounded like a Ford Crown Victoria passenger door slammed shut....:mad:
I can't believed they didn't put me to sleep during all that. I know this sounds odd or bad, but I have a new kind of respect or the gay boys after going thru all that, them boys are tuff.
Another thing.... I think they pulled the same hose out my butt, and stuck it down my throat into my stomach checking for ulcers, I was about passed out by that time, but I'm sure they did, cause I had a terrible taste in my mouth...:mad:
They will never get me on that one again.....good luck.
crappie cowboy
You will be running at both ends. Been there done that.
torch, i think its called golyte or something like that. i have had the test 3 times, and believe me, the prep is the worst part of it, which isn't all that bad either. you wont feel anything during the actual exam, as they give you an iv sedative. the actual exam is prolly less than 15 minutes. really, worrying about it is worse than the procedure. hope all is ok, call me if you need anything.
Cowboy I will be sedated, but I am still pondering on how to drink a gallon in a hour. I guess I will put some lemonade with it and start gulping.
Call the doc Torch and tell him if he doesn't right you a script for the new stuff that you're gonna sick Sat on his overpaid hiney.
Wannabe...
Torch they "didn't put me to sleep" Know you were counting on that bud
I asked and the Doc said I will be heavily sedated.
If he doesn't Don I will blow his mind when I start hollerin MORE MORE MORE MORE. BWAHAHAHAH
I'd mix it with Vodka and go on to bed Torch, you'll be ok. Look at the bright side. After your Duck Hunting episode, not like you have never crapped yourself before....right?
I think your actually spose to use that Gallon to wash down some spicy mexican food and chili, then you wont have to worry bout that roto rooter you will already be passed out!!!
That AIN'T RIGHT
You know, from reading this thread, I think I finally know where booga bottom is. Or at least who it belongs to cause it appears to me it's about to get boogered up pretty good. Bwahahahaha.
Wannabe...
I have had it done twice. The most recent one I was in the middle of getting rid of all that scumptous drink when my daughter called and said she and my son were in a wreck..talk about some bad timing. Let me tell ya Torch, when that gasket gives way brother you better not go far from home or at least a tree to hide behind.
They put me all the way under when I had mine. Thank goodness, cause when they rolled me into the OR they said sir if you don't mind we have some nursing students who would like to observe this procedure. I said sure I don't mind. Little did I know that six twenty something year old knock outs would be watching me get butt probed.
Man I just spit tea all over the keyboard. Tlow I feel for you man. I would hate for that to happen to me as well. Tlow says "man, she's hot". Doc says "good cause she's gonna shove this camera up your bung hole, Goodnight."
I lost my mother to colon cancer. I wish she would have had this done a couple years earlier than she did!!!
Have had a couple of them done and wernt no big deal.You really do get a major flushing out.My DR. loves fishing and we were talking about fish when i went under and when i came out of it we were still talking about going fishing.
You should ask for Fleet phospho soda, its only like 4 ounces. First time I had one they told me to drink clear liquids that whole day, then start the prep. I figured hell Absolute and Sprite and clear, I wouldn't reccommend that. People complain about the test but I can tell you from experience, its a heck of a lot easier than colon cancer is.