One day Wannabe went fishing

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10-07-2009, 11:15 AM
DonDon

One day Wannabe went fishing

Wannabe had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
10-07-2009, 11:48 AM
frank lawhead

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Originally Posted by DonDon

Wannabe had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

thats funny---:):):):)
10-07-2009, 11:57 AM
biggerjigger

Too funny!!!
10-07-2009, 12:25 PM
satdoc1

Ya hit that nail right on the HEAD!
10-07-2009, 12:28 PM
DonDon

Thought it was VERY FITTING

He's been dodging my posts about him for a day or 2 and I HAD to figure out a way to get him. LOL
10-07-2009, 12:30 PM
satdoc1

Fits just like a tailor made suit!
10-07-2009, 12:39 PM
torch

orange roughy? should be pink sissy!
10-07-2009, 01:11 PM
biggerjigger

Has anyone ever actually caught an Orange Roughy.......I think its a made up name!!
10-07-2009, 01:21 PM
Wannabe...

The fambly has recently developed a taste for minners. Never come home empty handed again.

Wannabe...
10-07-2009, 01:21 PM
torch

I can finish that sentence Don Don.... One day Wannabe went fishing and had to go the bathroom, he peed his pants cause he couldn't get his panties off! BWHWHAHAHAHAHAH
10-07-2009, 01:31 PM
DonDon

LOL, torch

Probably been awhile since he was allowed to take any off. LOL
10-07-2009, 02:55 PM
torch

I was just stating that his wife wears the pants so he must wear the panties.
10-07-2009, 02:57 PM
DonDon

Oh I know but I had

to put that in there.
10-07-2009, 03:11 PM
Wannabe...

Swartzenager ain't the only one that goes commando, if you catch my drift....and I think you do.

If I've left any doubts in your little minds, I'll show ya come Sunday right after I take the money from my left hand and put it in my right.

Wannabe...
10-07-2009, 03:17 PM
DonDon

Only money you gonna take with yo left hand

is when I had you my entry fee bud and that'll be Saturday, not Sunday
10-07-2009, 03:17 PM
torch

I'll Be Back....
10-07-2009, 03:20 PM
torch

I might have to change my tactics...which one of the Be's is fishing with you, Sleepy or silly? If its sleepy I have a chance but I know silly can flat out fish.