Anyone Want To Give Me Cpr?

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07-30-2009, 09:58 AM
DMW1960

Anyone Want To Give Me Cpr?

Just Got My Tickets The Montgomery Gentry Concert Next Thursday Night At The Ozark Empire Fairgrounds! I Just Scored Front Roll Track Side Tickets! As Close To The Stage As You Can Get! I Sure Hope Someone Will Be Able To Carry Me Out Of There After The Concert, Give Me Cpr Or Bail Or Me Out Of Jail! This Old Country Boy Is Going To Party! Lol Crappie Fishing And Good Country Music It Don't Get Any Better Than That!

They Sure Are Setting Up Some Neat Rides This Year! Been Watching Them As I Drive By The Fair Grounds!! Finally They Got Smart And Got Another Ride Company In There! And They Have Even Dropped The Prices To Get Into The Fair This Year, $6.00 For Adults Or $5.00 For Adults In Advance! Plus If You Get There Before 3 Pm There Is No Charge For Parking.
07-30-2009, 10:04 AM
olesilverside

Truman Lake Fair

I am going there in the am......... will furnish my own ride but cost more than $6......:)
07-30-2009, 10:16 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by olesilverside

I am going there in the am......... will furnish my own ride but cost more than $6......:)

YEAH AND YOU WILL BE CATCHING FISH TOO I WON'T BE CATCHING ANY FISH! TO ME MONTGOMERY GENTRY IS JUST RIGHT UP THERE WITH JOHNNY CASH, GEORGE JONES, THE OAK RIDGE BOYS, HANK WILLIAMS SR & JR AND THE OTHER TOP ACTS OF COUNTRY MUSIC. WE GOT TO SEE RICKY SKAGGS LAST YEAR. AND WE HAVE BEEN TO SEVERAL CHARLIE DANIELS CONCERTS! THIS WILL BE OUR 2ND MONTGOMERY GENTRY CONCERT.

POOR WIFE DIDN'T KNOW THE FIRST TIME I TOOK HER TO A MONTGOMERY GENTRY CONCERT THAT IT WAS 2 GUYS INSTEAD OF ONE! LOL SHE THOUGHT THAT MONTGOMERY GENTRY WAS JUST ONE GUY! SHE LISTENS TO WEIRD MUSIC, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SHOW HER THE LIGHT!
07-30-2009, 10:42 AM
olesilverside

I haven't listen to much

Since old box car willie died........ hell I ain't old...... what the heck is a i-pod???
07-30-2009, 10:46 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by olesilverside

Since old box car willie died........ hell I ain't old...... what the heck is a i-pod???

BOX CAR WAS A TRUE AMERICAN! SURE WISH I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO SEE HIM BEFORE HE DIED! HEY WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HECK A I-POD IS WILL YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLEASE!
07-30-2009, 11:43 AM
BLUESKEETER

sumtin you buy and give to grandkid to show you how its suppodse 2 work. then you screw it up and it lays in a drawer:)
07-30-2009, 11:52 AM
WantinCrappie

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Originally Posted by BLUESKEETER

sumtin you buy and give to grandkid to show you how its suppodse 2 work. then you screw it up and it lays in a drawer:)

Love your new Avatar Blue. :)
07-30-2009, 02:35 PM
beagle man

dw you said good country music. then you said montgomery gentry, how the heck can that be good country music, they sound like a like a like a oh heck cant use those kind of words on here,
jimmy rodgers,hank,jack green, gimmie that ole time country, M G boo
07-30-2009, 02:47 PM
jackb

Country Music????? GOOD??? Do you know what you get when you play country music backwards? You get your wife back, your job back, your dog back, your truck back.... Sorry, I had to. By the way, who are all those people you mentioned?
07-30-2009, 07:21 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by jackb

Country Music????? GOOD??? Do you know what you get when you play country music backwards? You get your wife back, your job back, your dog back, your truck back.... Sorry, I had to. By the way, who are all those people you mentioned?

OK JACK, I DON'T WANT THE FIRST WIFE BACK, NOR DO I WANT WIFE #2 BACK, DOG BACK MIGHT BE OK, TRUCK BACK NOPE!

BEAGLE, I AM SORRY I DID SAY HANK SR AND GEORGE JONES! LOL I AM A JUST AN OLD PUP! AND NOT A OLD DOG YET!

WANTINCRAPPIE, I AGREE BLUESKEETER IS LOOKING GOOD NOW AND IS SURE ONE LUCKY DOG!

BLUESKEETER YOU ARE SO RIGHT! BUT I NEVER BOUGHT ONE THANK GOODNESS!
07-31-2009, 07:14 AM
bugman

I like mg ok but how dare you mention the greats of country music and not mention the greatest of all:confused:we all know that mighty Merle Haggard is simply the greatest of all:cool:
07-31-2009, 08:19 AM
Jigging15

Don't forget my all time favorite. George Strait.
07-31-2009, 10:10 AM
WantinCrappie

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Originally Posted by bugman

Merle Haggard is simply the greatest of all:cool:

AMEN!!!!!!!
07-31-2009, 11:36 AM
Fishtaco

Careful with them ipob thingies....

Friend sent this to me. I don't completely understand it, but it was funny anyway.

Quote:

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
07-31-2009, 12:07 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by bugman

I like mg ok but how dare you mention the greats of country music and not mention the greatest of all:confused:we all know that mighty Merle Haggard is simply the greatest of all:cool:

BUGMAN YOU AND JIGGING15 ARE SO CORRECT! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID NOT TO INCLUDE THE HAG AND GEORGE STRAIT! AND I ALSO FAILED TO MENTION WILD WILLIE NELSON!

HEY BOYS THE FARM AID CONCERT IS GOING TO BE UP AT ST LOUIS OCT 4TH
07-31-2009, 12:09 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Fishtaco

Careful with them ipob thingies....

Friend sent this to me. I don't completely understand it, but it was funny anyway.

TACO, I THINK THOSE DARNED THINGS CAN ONLY BE HEARD IF YOU HAVE AN EAR PIECE. SO HE WAS THE ONLY ONE HEARING THE MUSIC.
07-31-2009, 04:33 PM
beagle man

I drank coffee with MEREL HAGGARD IN OR ABOUT 1977 truck stop coffee taboot. nice man, he liked my coon dogs, if the new country was as good as the old country the world would be a better place, peace ya'll
07-31-2009, 06:55 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by beagle man

I drank coffee with MEREL HAGGARD IN OR ABOUT 1977 truck stop coffee taboot. nice man, he liked my coon dogs, if the new country was as good as the old country the world would be a better place, peace ya'll

MR MERLE HAGGARD IS ONE OF THE TOP COUNTRY GENTLEMEN OF ALL TIME! YOU ARE SO RIGHT BEAGLE! BUT SOMEONE THAT I RESPECT JUST AS MUCH IS CDB! CHARLIE DANIELS AND HIS BAND PUTS ON SOME OF THE BEST CONCERTS! HE CAN SURE PLAY A FIDDLE!
08-01-2009, 08:57 AM
FROSTY

Don't forget.....Jim Reeves, Marty Robbins, Jim Ed Brown, George Jones, Conway Twitty.....The List goes on.
08-01-2009, 09:07 AM
Mark Twains Crappie Dan

None, Can hold a lite for O'Possom, Jones that is. First name's George.
08-01-2009, 12:22 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Mark Twains Crappie Dan

None, Can hold a lite for O'Possom, Jones that is. First name's George.

I HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET TO GO TO 2 OF MR NO SHOW JONES CONCERTS! PEOPLE MY AGE JUST UNDER 50 DON'T RESPECT THE OLDER COUNTRY MUSIC STARS, LIKE JIM, JIM ED, MARTY, GEORGE, AND CONWAY. I WAS LUCKY I GROWED UP LISTENING TO THEM ON THE RADIO AND THE EARLY DAYS OF TV AT MY GRAND PARENTS FARM DOWN SOUTH OF FAIR FIELD, MO.