Walk Naked in America Day

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07-09-2009, 10:15 AM
C N

Walk Naked in America Day

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY :D

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !
07-09-2009, 10:20 AM
bwillaub

I'm thinking that could get very ugly very quickly around here. I may have to drive over to Columbia for that one.
07-09-2009, 10:23 AM
beagle man

what time does your walk start, I will mention this to the wife. bet she tell me where to go. AGAIN! funny stuff.

god bless america and naked women everywhere
07-09-2009, 10:25 AM
LBM

Thought this add in the left panel with this post added to the humor with this thread.
07-09-2009, 10:27 AM
camo_boat

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Originally Posted by beagle man

god bless america and naked women everywhere

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07-09-2009, 12:13 PM
olesilverside

good one

what is the neigbhood coming too???????????:)
07-09-2009, 12:19 PM
gabowman

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY :D

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

:D:D:D
07-09-2009, 01:03 PM
C N

You see what kind of friends I have........ this is the stuff they send to me.

I thought it was really cute though and did remind me a bit of the SC governor and his alleged hiking trip which turned out to coincide with the nude hiking day. :o
07-09-2009, 01:05 PM
C N

LBM - that's hilarious!

that is just too funny!

I'm just trying to help you ALL find the terrorists in your neighborhood. Beagle, I will not be walking in this, I'll be FISHING while the rest are walking. And that's the TRUTH!!!!! :D
07-09-2009, 03:42 PM
rocket rich

who got the little blue pill or the orange one or any of the pill, maybe the Vacumn???? Just a thought . Minds willing but the body doesn't work??? HA HA
07-09-2009, 04:04 PM
DMW1960

Since My Eye Site Is Getting Bad I Wonder If It Would Be Alright If I Set In My Front Yard With That Cold 6 Pack And A Pair Of Binoculars! I Sure Wouldn't Want To Miss Anything!
07-09-2009, 05:24 PM
cook

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Since My Eye Site Is Getting Bad I Wonder If It Would Be Alright If I Set In My Front Yard With That Cold 6 Pack And A Pair Of Binoculars! I Sure Wouldn't Want To Miss Anything!

Uh,in my area a pair of blinders are reccomended....and better make it a 12 pak!:eek::eek::eek:..well...except for that one lady down the street
07-09-2009, 05:43 PM
DMW1960

Well Cook The One Neighbor Next Door Is In Her 40's And I Have Seen Better. A Few Beers And She Might Look Ok! Most Of The Rest Of My Neighbors Are Age 65 Plus Up Towards 70 Or More! Beagle Or Oss Would Be Right At Home At My House!
07-09-2009, 06:10 PM
cook

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07-09-2009, 06:23 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by cook

tequila goggles

BEEN THERE DONE THAT YEARS AGO! LOL GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND WAS MARRIED BEFORE 10 AM THE NEXT MORNING! QUIT DRINKING FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS AFTER THAT! AND I KNOW IT WAS THE WORM THAT GOT ME INTO TROUBLE! AND I WAS AT THE HICKORY HOUSE IN NEMO, MO ON LAKE POMME DE TERRE! LAST TIME I EVER GOT DRUNK AT THAT PLACE!
07-10-2009, 04:01 AM
cook

...yer worm will always get ya in trouble!
07-10-2009, 05:03 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by cook

...yer worm will always get ya in trouble!

LOL WASN'T THAT ONE! IT WAS THE WORM IN THE TEQUILA BOTTLE! I KNOW MR JACK ALSO HAD A PART IN IT! SO DID MR LONG ISLAND TEA, MR BUD, MR MICH, MR CC! ALL THE BOYS HAD A PART IN IT! FIRST AND ONLY TIME I EVER GOT MARRIED SETTING DOWN IN A CHAIR AND IT HAPPENED AT 10 AM THE NEXT MORNING AT THE COURT HOUSE IN HERMITAGE, MO.
07-10-2009, 08:30 AM
beagle man

DW you trying to say something, spit it out boy wonder, you can pick on me and you can, if your brave enough pick on OLD SILVER SIDES but do you really want both of us on your case, it might could be a disaster for you,
07-10-2009, 09:56 AM
old fuzzy

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Well Cook The One Neighbor Next Door Is In Her 40's And I Have Seen Better. A Few Beers And She Might Look Ok! Most Of The Rest Of My Neighbors Are Age 65 Plus Up Towards 70 Or More! Beagle Or Oss Would Be Right At Home At My House!

SOME ON SAID THEY ALL LOOK BETTER AT CLOSING TIME:p
07-10-2009, 10:00 AM
bwillaub

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Originally Posted by old fuzzy

SOME ON SAID THEY ALL LOOK BETTER AT CLOSING TIME:p

Amen to that!! I never went to bed with an ugly woman.......but I sure have woke up with a few!!!:eek:
07-10-2009, 10:03 AM
old fuzzy

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Originally Posted by bwillaub

Amen to that!! I never went to bed with an ugly woman.......but I sure have woke up with a few!!!:eek:

:o:o:o:D
07-10-2009, 12:21 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by beagle man

DW you trying to say something, spit it out boy wonder, you can pick on me and you can, if your brave enough pick on OLD SILVER SIDES but do you really want both of us on your case, it might could be a disaster for you,

I FIGURE I AM GOING TO GET TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS NEXT WEEK ALREADY BY OSS! I AM SORRY TO THE BOTH OF YOU! WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS THERE ARE SOME OLDER LADIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WOULD ENJOY THE COMPANY OF NICE GENTLEMEN LIKE BEAGLE AND OSS!
07-10-2009, 12:52 PM
grb22

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Amen to that!! I never went to bed with an ugly woman.......but I sure have woke up with a few!!!

I always figured that's why we are given our 20's! To get it out of our system before we had to grow up!:eek: That is too funny, I needed a good laugh on this boring Friday afternoon.