Pun for Fun

Got an email from a friend about Puns. Some were pretty funny so how about a "Pun Thread"? Respond to this with a pun and see how far we get.
I'll start:

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.


Your turn!

I joined C.c to read about fishing. I got hooked.

Thanks D, must not have many punners on here. This one I found funny:


The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

Come on "D", don't be a one pun and done kind of feller.

Okay I'll try to stay on track. I was rail roaded into this post.

If you can think of a better fish pun ....... let minnow

A crappie was swimming and ran into a concrete wall. "Dam" he said.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I thought this would be a sew sew post, but looks like we running out of thread.