Got a text from Gindog about a closely guarded Family Secret on dating that he discovered online today.
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Gindog wrote---
"I seen this add and thought of you."
1/4 bottle of Burnett's whip cream Vodka! Have that questionable woman you want to date? Well with this Vodka you can get so wasted you won't even need to use a paper bag to cover her up! So let's consider this fantastic drink eco friendly! Nothing says getting drunk better than Vodka with whip cream included. No messy cans of whipped cream necessary! This baby has it built right in. Pick up only!
My Disclaimer--
THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!!! Do Not Try This At Home.
AND
I am Not Responsible for unwanted pregnancy due consumption of this product. [emoji7]
Since the Cat is Out of the Bag, I have one more very important tip about this Dating Secret.
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We suggest this method of Bag Use just in case SHE isn't as intoxicated as You!!! [emoji12]
Wishing Everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year. [emoji4]
