I can't do that stuff no more
In my younger and rowdier days, I used to love to drink Crown while I sniffed the cap from a coke bottle. I have all but quit drinking since I got married a few years ago. My wife hurt my feelings when she said I don't look as good as I think I do when I get naked.
I don't trust my self smoking cigars. I would want to buy a carton of cigarettes then. I have even quit dipping snuff. A few people on this board have heard me say that I don't know how to catch a fish since I quit dipping. Fishing just ain't the same.
I turned 50 this year. As you can see I have quit all of the vices...I don't even fornicate any more since I got married. Life is supposed to start when you are 50. I done quit everything I used to enjoy doing except trying to catch a fish. I don't know what it is I am supposed to start??
DP