Begins at 2:00. I can't wait to get out of memphis for a couple days.
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Begins at 2:00. I can't wait to get out of memphis for a couple days.
be safe
ummm, that mean you ain;t going? hehe have fun ES
I will tell you where I am going to the first person that can write a paragraph usingTman, a ballerina, bigfoot as a union worker, DD sober, and a talking crappie called big Mo
It's a man trip cause he gets to drive....
maybe he's going to a fetching convention?
Congrats on having the house to yourself! :rofl:
Foul. DD sober? Can't be done and stil retain a petina of believability.Quote:
Originally Posted by EmptyStringer
Wannabe...
He meant to say he is going to see his MAN.....Watch out IN ES is on his way.....
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It was a rough nite for Nessa as DD was drunk well beyond his usual number of green cups. It was 3:00 am, and DD had blacked out earlier, and now was have dreams, or nightmares, and she couldn't wake him, nor get to sleep.
In one of his dreaming outbursts, DD hollered " Don't do it T-Man, you'd be the ugliest ballerina that ever lived!!! It would be worse than Sasquatch being a union worker and running for union president, like Gator dreams of!!!
As her night regressed with DD, Nessa was kept awake from his continued dreaming. His most recent outcry was a fishing trip with her. "Stop Catching All The Fish Nessa" DD screamed. " That talkin fish Mo you just caught might be a world record" he stammered.
As night turned to early morning, and DD beginning to regain himself, Nessa finally dozed off to sleep.
Nessa was awakened a bit later that morning by that familiar nudge from DD!!! As she looked over to his smiling face, she said " Now that yer Sober, You sorry, -orney, %>>€%ucker, don't you dare think that we're Going Fishin!!!!!
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