The WB is so cheap thread

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• -After shaking your hand he counts his fingers.
• -Before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
• -To save money on his laundry bill, he puts soap flakes in all his pockets and walks through a car wash once a week.
• -He married a girl born February 29th, so he only had to buy her a birthday present every four years.
• -He married a skinny girl so he could buy a small wedding ring.
• -Even if he were in a canoe he wouldn't tip.
• -He always counts his money in front of a mirror so he won't cheat himself.
• -He always swallows his food without chewing so he won't wear out his teeth.

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Those are great, Sat.

He wont even tip his hat!:eek:

This thread has hopes of passin the pullin cranks 101 thread! LOL

He's so cheap that when someone comes to the door to ring the doorbell, his kids go DING DONG

WB went to Arizona and lost a dime, now we have the grand canyon!

He named himself beneficiary in his own will.

He has a pay smoke detector in his guest room.

He recycles belly button lint.

It working folks. He quit posting

WB turns off the stove while he is flippin' over the bacon!

He makes his kids take off their glasses when they ain't looking at anything!