A Cajun Fishin Story

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog
in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass like dem frogs, so he decided to
steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behind dat snake an grabbed him roun de haid. Dat
ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed an wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's
arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open an got de frog an puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he have a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs an pulls
out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well,
dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid an his body go limp. Wit dat,
Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He looks
down an dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs. ;)