Midlife Crisis

Midlife Crisis


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years

ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...

Very good one there Beav. :D Thanks I really needed that good and funny distraction from my post on an educational experience.

Lucky you didn't get hit with a frying pan for that one LOL

Fatman

Not older women now they're called cougars.lol

Dang, that'd be funny if it weren't so true :(

The car, sofa, tv wouldn't bother me too much, but
I'm pretty sure mine would make sure I couldn't afford
a boat either.

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Originally Posted by Eager Beaver

Midlife Crisis


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years

ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...

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You must have survived...You're still posting....Good one EB...:D:D:D

My last one didn't make it that long and she did take the boat and sold it for cheap. Can't go through that again so I married a woman that loves boats and fishing as much as I do.
Now I just have to make sure she catches more fish than I do!

Funny thing happened to me.
Mine loved fishing and boating, till I married her, then did a reversal.
I got to go fishin all by myself or with a buddy now.
Yeah, I love her and she takes good care of me, BUT, ...........