ReelFoot,CrappieMonkey,and the Swoop & Scoop

The crappiemonkey claimed He was the Master of the Swoop and Scoop. I decided that I would take him along to net my many fish while on vacation. Surprising to me he didn't bring a net or a pole just a case of bananas and as many twinkies... He never fished and I caught him several times taunting the snakes swing through the trees and though he never admitted it the gas flumes that came from the front of the boat had a crappy banana twinky odor. Being a little distraught I asked him about his self proclaimed Master of the Swoop and Scoop and to my dismay he told me OOOOOOyeaaaaaa!!! DATS ME all the way I love to Swoop down to the ice cream shop and grab a couple of Scoops!!!
If any one see this man at the boat ramp with a bunch of bananas under his arm don't give him a ride!!!!

Man I have not seen you guys round here in a while.

Need to meet you next time your on the lake!

It been a crazy got eight grand kids with more on the way. it like I have raise a batch of rabbits if you know what i mean LOL getting back into the fishing though

So East Tennessee has Crappie Joe, and West Tennessee has the Crappiemonkey?

thats all spectulation that i eat twinkies but i like them bananas,. i am the master of the swoop and scoop but not at your local ice cream shop, but on your boat catching dozens of little fishes in your favorite bait bucket. and handed then to you. i dont do it for money, the fame or half of what you catch just a banana throw my way .... i admit im cheap i just work for bananas. so if your not gatorbait and hiring just pm me he only fed me twinkies and i had to fight the snakes for them. for references call michigan game and wildlife service because when i fished the salmon run at tippy dam. i only need a net to catch my limit while gatorbait went fishless, begging for a salmon egg morsal so his wife would believe that he went fishing up there.

Even a blind monkey can catch a salon during the run. And the wife saw the banana bill and knows that I was fishing with the the famed crappiemonkey. But it came to my attention that if I carved out a large catfish bobber in the shape of a banana and painted it yellow that you might pay more attention to your pole thus catch more fish. The wife said I ought to try and break ya of the bananas and try and get back on nuts so you could work for peanuts!!!