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Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
I had finally had enuf of that toilet seat thing at a young age after a cpl shack-up deals. Unless yur missing both arms or think I was put in this world to keep the toilet seat in the position you use, put it in whatever position you need like I do. Not only did this policy make for a fair resolution to that
issue but the squawking coming outta the bathroom at 3 A.M. from wimmen
drowning the beaver made for some great entertainment/humor in the wee hours.:D
Fairy Tale or Outright Lie.
Guy and girl have been dating for a while. Immediatly after a roll in the hay, she snuggles up to him, pulls him tight and says:
"Just think, if we were married, we could do that every day!"
You decide.
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Originally Posted by Ranger690
Smells fishy to me :D
hehehehe, does dreaming about it count?
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Sounds like a setup. Think there might be some baggage involved. Time to run.Quote:
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One day, a long time ago there was a women that was very nice to her husband. That was one day, a long time ago.
The End
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Its a lie. Run....Run....Run :eek: :eek: :eek:
She left out the part " After we are 65 years old"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranger690
You guys are really down on women! GREAT! don't stop they deserve it.