Superintendent was seeking bids on new roof on outbuilding. First bidder said 2000. Asked for breakdown. 1000 for materials, 1000 labor,. Bidder 2 sent in bid of 3000. 1000 material, 1000 labor, 1000 for himself. Bidder 3 turned in bid of 12000. "Why is your bid so high?" Well, 5000 for me, 5000 for you and we'll get the first guy to do it.

