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Wife’s questions (joke)
If you’ve heard this already, tell me and I’ll stop typing!:biggrin
Last night my my wife asked me “ If I go before you, would you remarry?”
Me: Probably. I don’t cook very good and I’m sure I’d be lonely.
Her: Would you let her sleep on our bed?
Me: I guess so. There’s nothing wrong with it and mattresses are expensive.
Her: Would you let her wear my clothes?
Me: I guess if she wanted to I would. You have some nice clothes and you wouldn’t need them any more.
Her: What about my guns and rods and reels? Would you let her use them too?
Me: No way!
Her: Why not? You’d let her sleep in our bed and wear my clothes.
Me: It just wouldn’t work. She’s left handed.
Y'all please pray pray for me! They say I can probably get out of ICU in a few weeks!
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That question comes up and I find some way to change the subject quickly. :Rofl
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