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I will be happy as long as I have access to at least a rowboat in heaven:Rofl
Husband comes to the breakfast table to find his wife drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.
He pours himself a cup, sits down, takes a sip, then says listen, when i die i want you to sell all my stuff right away.
About a minit later wife says what made you say that?
Well chances are i will die first, and chances are you will remarry, and i dont want some a hole getting all my stuff.
About a minit later wife says, well what makes you so sure id marry another a hole?
:Rofl
:Rofl, couple of good ones there.
There’s gonna be one heck of a yard sale when I go. Hopefully I’ll get a chance to wear it out some first.