It's all the little Bulldog's fault

I am completely innocent it was a case of mistaken identity. :Rofl. To set the story we have a spoiled little Bulldog and a German Shepherd. The Shep has several beds to sleep in. The Bulldog sleeps between me and the wife or else. Cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way. The wife's cousin's son ( 14 ) stayed with us last night while his mom traveled to a funeral. The Bulldog traded us old folks in on his very own kid. I wake up quite a few time during the night. She thinks it's funny that I mistook her backend for the bulldog. She said O would rub her butt, then pet it and say good dog. About 4 this morning I went to trying to wake the bulldog up to go pee. Finally a voice said you have been petting and scratching my butt all night long the dog is in there with Isaiah. She has laughed and teased me all day

I'd rather play with the .......well you know. :Rofl

Hmmmmm

You know what was going on buddy. Admit it! :Rofl

I didn't at the time:Rofl

Take it easy with the "references", boys .... or this thread could end up in the WOT Forum. jus' sayin' !!

Please delete it if it is causing troubles. I only meant to share a little humor. Never intended any harm

I rub my wife’s back when I want a cup of coffee in bed or maybe some grits, eggs and sausage.

Not me. I SNEAK out of the bed and cook my own breakfast:Rofl

Funny! Enjoyed the story.