Boudreaux Gone Fish'n

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big
frog in his mouf.

He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat
froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be
real careful or he'd get bit.

He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid.

Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself
roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,
hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
bait can.

Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker.

He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs
roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat
snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif
two more frogs.

lol. Good one.