Same hospital

A pregnant woman is brought in. She keeps saying " Don't, Can't, shouldn't, wasn't.
The nurse said to slow down, she couldn't understand.
Pregnant lady continued " won't, aren't, couldn't..."
Doc came in and told the nurse "Admit her immediately...she's having contractions!"

I apologize once more.

You need to go over to the Ruger Forum.net, lots of your kind of humor over there.

No way!! They are a bunch of dilapidated old men who have nothing left to talk about but some lame old jokes they have heard over the last 60 years. Oh!! I see your point.