Originally Posted by
Gomer Snerd
Was in there this morning. A mississippi man and an arkie were at the counter. Every time the clerk turned his head the ms guy would take a donut and put it in his pocket. He turned to the armor and said "am I not the greatest?" The arkie replied" not so great. I can do the same thing legally." No way said ms guy. Clerk comes over and armor says give me a donut and I will show you a magic trick. He eats the donut and asks for another. Eats it too. One more donut and he eats the third. Clerk asks "where's the magic trick?" Arkie says " look in the ms guys pocket."
