One armed guys fishing story
Hey all this is all about fishing stories so I thought I would throw mine in. Here in Paducah we have a pretty good Fella named Fred Stice. Many years ago he was working on a telephone pole where he was electricuted. He lost his left arm and nearly one of his legs but they were able to save that. Well needless to say I have a lot of respect for this man because he has never let this get him down and is one heck of a good mechanic on vehicles. Anyway we were all setting around one day talking about how big our fish was that we had caught. You know how you stick your hands out and show the measurement. Well he said I have a better fish story than that. He stuck his one hand out and said I caught a fish this big. Well there was no other hand there to finish the measurement. He got a kick out of that. One other story on the old guy before I close is when we both worked for the Texas Prison System we were at inservice in Amarillo, Texas. The instructor was trying to explain how to picture looking thru the rear sights of the AR15. He said that you take both hands and use the index finger and thumb on one hand and the same on the other hand and put them together and thats what the rear sight circle of the AR15 looked like. All of a sudden you heard "SIR, SIR" The instructor asked what the problem was. Well Mr. Stice was holding his one hand up and said I have a serious problem. The instructor asked him what it was. He said "Well I can only see half a circle" Well as you probably figured we had to go on break after that. Nobody could stop laughing. Hes a good sport and a better guy.