A Texas Redneck

A Texas Redneck (we will call him Uncle Frank) was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked Uncle Frank, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

“Naw, my friend, I aint got no license. These here are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?”

“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let ‘em swim’ round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ‘em home.”

“That is a bunch of BS! Fish can’t do that”

Uncle Frank looked at the game warden for moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”

“Okay, I’ve got to see this!”

Uncle Frank poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”

“ Well what?” said Uncle Frank

“When are you going to call them back?”

“Call who back?”

“The fish!”

“What fish?”

lol thats very good. Im a Texan and think I might just try it lol.

Thats funny sounds like it belongs in Georiga