A Christmas story .....

Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot
to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where
are you? You know that we have lots to do."

Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10
years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not
afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."

Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I'm in the Hooters next door to it."

good one, Danny

Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator at the TRUMP Hotel. As the elevator travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a twenty dollar bill lying on the elevator floor.
Which one picked up the bill, and handed it in at front desk?
Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!

HAHAHA, thanks fella's. :santa:santa

Yep