Earl and Bubba

Earl and Bubba were sitting on the boat cat fishing,

Earl told Bubba, "I'm gonna divorce my wife, she ain't spoke to me in three months".

Bubba took a drink of beer, spit tobacco juice over the side, and said,"You had better be careful Earl, them kind of women are hard to find!"

:Rofl

BWAHAHAHAHA!

goodun :Rofl

LOL too funny!!!


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That sounds like something Uncle Remus and Ray would say to each other. Are you sure your just not disguising them with other names? Which one is Earl and which one is Bubba? I'm guessing Earl is Ray and Bubba is Uncle Remus. :Rofl:Rofl

You guys are a riot.

Funny

aint me ==I don't chaw == :Rofl

Me neither but my buddy Jeff was a victim of a chaw joke Wednesday. He backed my boat down and I launched while he parked my car. He got in the boat and looked at me and said, "You know I try to help people and I always think they will help me." So I am wondering where this was going and he continued " That woman in the store up there asked me what we were going after and I told her catfish. She asked if I knew about using tobacco to catch them. I didn't and she explained that you break chewing tobacco into little pieces and sprinkle it all around in the water. She said the fish come up and nibble on it. So I am standing there wondering how that was going to work when she said "You don't need no pole, just get your net and dip'm when they come up to spit!"

I bout fell out of the boat,but Jeff didn't think it was funny. :Rofl:Rofl