Farming in RI vs Farming in TX
A Texas farmer was visting Rhode Island and in the process of visiting with the locals ran across a fellow who owned a farm there. He was curious about the farm, so the local said that they could visit his farming operation. When he arrived the Texan found the "farm" was just a well maintained 40 acres. The Texan laughed real big and said "You call that a farm? Back at my farm in Texas I can get in my truck at sunup, start driving on one edge of my property, and when the sun goes down, I'm just getting to the other edge." The Rhode Island farmer replied "Yes, I once owned a truck like that too."
