Signs in small stores

Went fishing and stopped in a small town store and when i approached the counter I saw this sign. I couldn't resist chuckling to myself and as I snapped a picture. What are some odd signs you have seen. Attachment 228700

That sign or a sign just like it is at Bakers Grocery in England hahahaha lmbo!

I don't have a picture of it, but for years at Brooks Garage in Bald Knob they had a sign I thought was humorous. It said "Loose women tightened here!"

Seen it before down here!

I saw one at the Day & Night gas station here in Camden a few years ago that had handwritten signs taped on all the gas pumps that read "PAY FRIST." It was written on every pump.

My old boss at Piggly Wiggly back in the late 80s had trouble with signs. We used to get a good laugh at some of them. I remember the 99 cent "FAG-O" drinks and the "HOMO-MILK" signs were a particular favorite we would pick at him about.

About the the boob & sock money.......my wife works at a pharmacy and she says it happens all the time. Dirty money! GTT

Saw one in a restroom not long ago in Waldron that said "DONT STAND ON THE URINAL"

Two old codgers ran a bait shop up the road from our house. Their sign in the window read, "The bank don't sell no worms and we don't cash no checks!" The store was sold and remodeled into a nice well equipped shop, but I sure wish I had bought that sign.

I remember the bait shop at Leola near Cox Creek Lake used to sell "SHINNERS." GTT

Saw one in a Gilmore AR. country grocery one time that read--
We pay C.O.D.
We serve P.D.Q.
We can't live on I.O.U.

Had one in my town a few years ago that said....Please pull your pants up. If I can see your crack, you are not welcome in my store.