Had to cut expenses somewhere

Took down my confederate flag and scraped my national rifle association sticker off the front door. Disconnected our security system and quit our neighborhood watch. Bought 2 Pakistani flags and a black ISIS flag off of eBay. Put a Pakistani flag up in the corners of my yard and the ISIS flag in the middle. Now the local police, county sherriff, state troopers, fbi, NSA, CIA, Secret Service, homeland security and a couple of black SUVs with blacked out windows patrol by my house 24/7. Never felt safer or more secure!!! And I am saving $49.95 a month! Plus as an added bonus if I called or texted you or you have read any of my posts they will now be patrolling yours too!!!
Stolen story but still funny.

That's the way to do it.

I like saving money. Thx for the tip. [emoji12]

hahahaha 10-4! Thanx for the help!

Good Tip, Thanks.