Reminds me of Art Linkletter
A handful of seven year old, grade school children were asked, what they thought of beer:
1 - Tim - 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.'
2 - Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
3 - Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties.'
4 - Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
5 - Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.'
6 - Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 - Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
8 - Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
9 - Brittney - 'I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to learn to like it.'
10 - Alice - 'My sister told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice'
11 - Brad - 'Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his girlfriend, I would need an awful lot of beer.'
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