All the Geezers here should enjoy this.....
Dr Geezer
An old geezer who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's Clinic.
Get your treatment for $500.
If not cured, get back $1,000."
Dr. "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh !! This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh, no, you don't. That is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see."
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!
