Confessions of a Crappie Addict
I was a good kid. You know, definitely not an angel, but I wasn't out robbing banks or anything. Great parents, family, that whole deal......
Then it started. One weekend I went on a camping trip with my grandfather, and we did......(silent sobbing)...yo-yos. I cant even remember how many, but it was a lot. It is all a bit of a blurr, but I remember getting up the next morning and there was Crappie everywhere! I mean practically hanging from every tree! From that moment on I was hooked. It continued on like this for several years, but it wasnt always yo-yos. Sometimes we would use rods and reels, and thats when things would get really crazy.
I didnt think I was doing anything wrong. Heck, he did it almost every day, and he was fine. But it wasnt long before my fascination turned into a full blown Crappie addiction. I found myself buying more product than I could ever use, just so I wouldnt run out. Once, I took an entire week off of work just so I could do yo-yos.......
It just goes downhill from there. Eventually, I realized that I had a problem and I turned to the interweb looking for answers. I came across a site called Crappie dot Com, and while it didnt cure my Crappie addiction, it put me in contact with other LOSERS who are just as hopelessly addicted as I am. Now instead of aimlessly wandering around the store looking to spend my next dime, I just log in to C.C and in just a few minutes I know exactly how I am going to spend my next paycheck!
Thanks Crappie dot Com for lending some guidance to an old Crappie addict!