Get OUT

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

That's funny right there!

That could be true for some of us.............:Rofl

great one

Very funny

That's funny!!!!!!

That's good.

just give me half and I'll be on my way

I did hear of one that had the winning numbers. They got a divorce right away. Later after they claied the winnings the other spouses lawyer figured out the had won before the divorce and sued for half since they were married at the time of the winning lottery date. The court gave them their half. Didn't do them any good to get the divorce. :HandsClapping

And of course the lawyer got HIS 33.3%...DUH.