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Alabama Football
ALABAMA
FOOTBALL
Bubba
went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but
a poor student.
At
graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great
football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him
a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could
answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The
one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the
place. It was standing room only.
The
dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma
in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly
I'll give you your
diploma."
Bubba
said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he
said, "How much is three times seven?"
Bubba
looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the
question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway!
Graduate him anyway!"
Then
Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said,
"I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A
hush fell over the auditorium and the Alabama students began another
chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
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Do you know how to get the Alabama graduate to get off your porch?
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.....PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA.......
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I can usually tell that a person went to school in the state I am in at the time. They have a basket full of items and they are in the 20 items or less line at Wal-Mart
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