Long way from home

Two truckers on a team decided they were going to treat themselves. They walked into the diner.
The first one laid $100 on the table and said "I want the finest steak you have. Then bring the best looking girl in the place to sit and visit with me while I eat".
Not to be out done by his buddy, the second one laid his $100 on the table and said "bring me a baloney sandwich then find the ugliest woman in the place. Dress her up in curlers and an old gown. Bring her here to nag me while I eat".
This confused the waitress and she asked why he would order the exact oposite that his buddy did.
He said "my buddy ain't as home sick as I am".

:Rofl

Good one Don.

:Rofl I remember them days when I drove