Seeking Mr. Right

DOEISH AMERICAN PRINCESS
Seeks Hardworking Farmer.....

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Hi guys.. I'm Bambi. I'm looking for a real man. One that will be able to take care of ALL my needs.

Must love fawns.

Prefer a farm...ER in the Northeast NC area. Must be able handle a harvester by day and take care of my needs by night.

Crappie Fisherman a bonus.


LIKES: Corn, beans, grain, long quiet walks through the fields (I hate talking with my mouth full).

DISLIKES: Lead, dogs, lead, loud bangs, lead, phonies (decoys), lead, being whistled at.....did I mention lead?

If you think I'm the doe for you and you think you can satisfy my appetite, give me a jingle (Kris... NO means NO).

Call 1-555-DOE-EYED

"Once you go doe, you never go slow."

She is seeking a "hard working" farmer. With the hard working left out, maybe you could be her plow boy.:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts

DOEISH AMERICAN PRINCESS
Seeks Hardworking Farmer.....

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Hi guys.. I'm Bambi. I'm looking for a real man. One that will be able to take care of ALL my needs.

Must love fawns.

Prefer a farm...ER in the Northeast NC area. Must be able handle a harvester by day and take care of my needs by night.

Crappie Fisherman a bonus.


LIKES: Corn, beans, grain, long quiet walks through the fields (I hate talking with my mouth full).

DISLIKES: Lead, dogs, lead, loud bangs, lead, phonies (decoys), lead, being whistled at.....did I mention lead?

If you think I'm the doe for you and you think you can satisfy my appetite, give me a jingle (Kris... NO means NO).

Call 1-555-DOE-EYED

"Once you go doe, you never go slow."

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CG, I can not even begin to come up with a response that this post deserves. I am friggen speechless. Chessus H Cripes. The first time in my life where a woodsgoat forces me to retreat! Time to regroup and get stocked up on ammo. Thats what I do when I see something that is very disturbing. I must go to my Gun chamber of solace. something has got to give my mind some peace. Sheesh.CF

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Originally Posted by Don G

She is seeking a "hard working" farmer. With the hard working left out, maybe you could be her plow boy.:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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I figured You would not be able to resist this You old Goat! But don't worry, the only plowing getting done here is me. After seeing this, I want to be plowed under! That was like a friggen nightmare!

Dang y'all.... I know some ladies with questionable morals... Let me know before ya start harassing the local critters.

BWAH-HA....

I think Farmer is more worried about them harassing HIM... He's done gone and locked himself away in the dark.

Wait....

I hope he's not doing what I think he is.....


You know.....

Cleaning his weapon.


:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts

BWAH-HA....

I think Farmer is more worried about them harassing HIM... He's done gone and locked himself away in the dark.

Wait....

I hope he's not doing what I think he is.....


You know.....

Cleaning his weapon.


:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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All I got to do is look at that Pic and that keeps my weapon locked up and me hiding!CF

Hi guys

Just got back home here in Edenton from a weekend frolicking on the beach at Corolla.

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Thought I'd post a pic that might raise your... ahem... interest a bit.

Like the other one was soooooo 3 seasons ago.

Bambi

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Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts

Hi guys

Just got back home here in Edenton from a weekend frolicking on the beach at Corolla.

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Thought I'd post a pic that might raise your... ahem... interest a bit.

Like the other one was soooooo 3 seasons ago.

Bambi

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You are a sick sick man.:yikesCF

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Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts

Hi guys

Just got back home here in Edenton from a weekend frolicking on the beach at Corolla.

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Thought I'd post a pic that might raise your... ahem... interest a bit.

Like the other one was soooooo 3 seasons ago.

Bambi

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Bring on the rut!!!