Cabela's.....Joke of the Day....10/12
There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods
store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder
and bullets...
The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to how I should place
my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.
