Yesterday San was at the Thomasville Walmart
store buying a large bag of Purina dog food for his loyal pet and was
in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked him if he had a dog..
What did she think he had, an elephant? So, since he was bored, feeling good from his surgery, and having
little to do, on impulse he told her that no, he didn't have a dog, he was
starting the Purina Diet again.
He added that he probably shouldn’t,
because last time he ended up in hospital, but he'd lost 12 pounds before he
woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his orifices
and IVs in both arms.
He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that
it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now captivated with
his story.)
Horrified, she asked me if he ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. He told her no, He stepped off the curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt, and a car hit him.:yikes
He thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. Sam is now banned from Walmart.:Rofl:Rofl
Just kidding, this was posted on SC and adjusted it to fit Sam. Sounds like him, don't you think.:biggrin
