Fisherman and marriage.

Fishing joke

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,he was organizing his fishing gear. His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking,
now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing. Maybe you should sell your fishing stuff."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!“

Love it!!

lol, good one.

Absolutely funny! I had to read it to Liz! uh, well, I think she really did think it was funny too. :dono

That's some funny stuff there:Rofl

That was good!!!!