Student who obtained 0% on an exam

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

He has good common sense.
Exception: Kids with common sense have parents that have already discovered Crappie.com. Almost forgot to mention that. :Rofl

Hey Blackhawk,
That is funny and clever. Reminded me of the professor who told his students that whoever could give the best defintions of the diiference between "complete" and "finished" would be given a perfect score on the overall test regardless of the other answers.
One student chose to only answer that question and he was awarded the perfect score. His answer:

If your marry the right woman you are complete.
If you marry the wrong woman you are finished.
And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.

Did not mean to hi-jack your thread, but it seemed to fit.