Lobster tails

Lobster tails $5 today only

This Guy noticed a sign in front of a business, "Lobster Tales - $5.00 Each"
He was getting hungry and thought, What a deal...
He was met at the door by a lady who welcomed him.
He asked, "Why are the Lobster tails so cheap? Are they short?"
"No, Actually they are pretty long" she said.
"Hummm .. Are they old Lobster Tails?"
"No, These tales are today's.
He said then I think will have one and went inside.
She led him to a Table, pulled out a chair and seated him.
She then pulled out a chair and sit next to him....
she then placed her hand on his shoulder and said.....
"Once upon a time there was a Big Red Lobster that lived under the Sea...."

:Doh:

:Rofl

rotfl

Now that would be my luck.