lie clock

A man passes away and goes to the Pearlly Gates. As St Peter leads him to a room full of clocks, The man ask what all the clocks were for. St Peter told him they expressed the number of times a person had lied during their time on earth. He continueing he said there is Mother Theresa's, It is straight up 12:00, because she has never spoke a lie. And there is Bill Clinton's @ 12:03, he has only told 3 lies. At this time the fellow ask where is George Bush's to which St Pete said, Oh Jesus has his in his office using it as a ceiling fan.

Clinton just wishes, he had only told three lies

This one has been around for a while. I first hear it while Bill was still in the white house. The only difference then was that his clock was bing used in hell as a high volume fan!!! Stil is cute. THE BANDIT