My Trip To The Store

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she instructed.
When the hysteria and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer.

:RoflJust one of them "MOMENTS":yikes