Trade ya a laptop fer lunch
As of you didn't already know, there's a catch.
Bout 2 weeks ago I accidentally dropped it. No damage other than it warped the hard drive an created some bad sectors which meant it wouldnt boot through some high tech trickery, I was able to recover the data, but I'm pretty sure if you slap a $100 hard drive in it and and operating system you'd be good to go with a pretty decent 2 year old HP with a 17" screen. The battery is only so so but it'll keep ya going for a good 1.5 hours.
It's an HP and the model is WA961UA#ABA if ya want to look up the specks.
1st PM gets dibbs, unless the second PM offers dessert too.
Wannabe...