This Is The Captian Speaking
This is the Captain Speaking
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Oslo. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relaxand... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the Captain came back on the PA; 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
Ole, sitting in the plane yelled out: "Vat da Hell now, you should see da back of mine":yikes
Rofl Rofl Rofl
