Larry the Lawn Chair

Hello...My name is Larry the Lawn Chair and this my friend Lucy the Lawn Cair. No, we're not related even though we have the same last name. We met at the Crescent Lake Slabfest in February and our owners forgot to take us home when they left. We have spent the last two months riding around in the back of speckanators truck. I know who my owner is and I know I'm very important to him. He even says I have sentimental value even though I look pretty old. I over heard speckanator telling humans he was going to see my owner at different events, but he forgets to hand me over to him. My owner is as abscent minded as speckanator and forgets to ask for me. So here again I'm stuck in the back of speckantors truck. Oh, by the way Lucy doesn't know her owner is. If anyone knows, let speckanator know.

Speckanator is a great foster parent!!!Rofl

Larry must be diabetic! He is already missin a foot from eatin all Susans sweet treats she bakes.

As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "Now that there's funny I tell you. I don't care what nobody says, thats funny."

Okay, okay...this is Larry's owner with the real story...We , you(Larry) and I, are the only ones that know the real story that happened @Crescent in February. You, Larry, gave me the boot(H/S shoe),
so I decided that maybe, to appease you, it would be better for you to find a new owner. Just cause I haven't taken the time to sand and varnish you like the articles that Boom-boom has shown you on his repo boats, was no reason to give up on what has been, at least to me, a butt...iful relationship, you used to always open you arms to me!! Truth be known, your shoe is in the sand @Crescent! Before any of you get any twisted, negative connotations on this relationships, Larry's real name is Lorry, short for Lorretta. In closing, I have one final observation...you HAVE found your new owner, and you or this Mr. Speckled-tater can't find the courage to fess up! You and I both know of your preferred species...BLUEGILL,lol!

ps- I turned the porch light off!

u2s

One more thing, Mr. Mike, both of you have a wonderful life and Happy Easter together. The holding fee that I promised you many weeks ago has been withdrawn, we now all know now Who was holding WHO and who will be kissin' YOUR butt from now on,LOL!! I hope Susan will understand.

u2s