Bad Date...

Since my divorce I've tried the dating game but this past Valentines made me just give up..My cousin and his wife invited me to dinner at a local resturant for a deal like 2 can for $$..then his wife said you can't get that deal you don't have a date..so I said meet me there I'll have a date fo sho..so I got out my Blow up doll..her name is patches by the way,got a pair of my moms jeans and a nice sweater dressed her up real purdy and off we went..well standing in line I was getting alot off funny looks especially from the elders and finally got called so in we tried to go and they said she and I couldn't be served because my date didn't have on no shoes..no shoes no service..so now I just give up..lol..but the looks from the other people were priceless..hope all is well with everyone..hope to get back on the water soon..GOD Bless...Russell