Funny boat names

Let's see who can come up with the funniest boat names...

I will start off with the.... Rabid Minnow

A fellow I new had a big cruiser boat that you could live aboard. Only problem was his wife, Ruth, would not ride on the boat, made her sick so she drove to wherre they were going and met him there. (Usually up and down the intracoastal waterway).
He named his boat "Ruthless". We thought it was hilarious. Rofl
Ray

Well I used to have a 14' Aluminum boat with a 20 horse on it which I named SKINT BAK. I went to walmart and bought the stencil which I stuck on the side of the boat. Imagine 2 college guys riding around in that small boat with skint bak on the side of it. We put a lot of fish in that boat though.

I don't know if it's funny but mine is ugly boat named after ugly stik which is my fav rod even painted black base coat with red and yeller camo to match

The Floppy Crappie

I had one once named Leakie Teakie Too...

come'on guys, this is a great thread,,besides,,I'm hunt'n a name for my boat...water witch..comes to mind,,just thinking out loud here..CrappiePro has the "Dark Angel"

I knew a guy had a glass bass boat named "too SMALLmouth" and a little metal crappie boat named "crappy crappie"

Low water dragging to a fish or duck hole and I've given my boat a few names.

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