This cuda happened yesterday, or last week, but I'm sure it happened just like this some time or nuther.
Couple guys, cuda been G3T and MT, were out walking getting their daily exercise when they came upon this huge hole. It was real dark and looked like it was a bottomless pit. They were in such awe over it they wanted to see how deep it was. One of them, cuda been MT, picked up a rock and threw it in. They listened for it to hit bottom, but didn't hear it. The other guy, cuda been G3T, saw a bolder close by and said lets roll that in, surely we can hear that. They rolled it in but never heard it hit the bottom. They looked around and saw this crosstie and said, hey, let's throw that in. They drug it over, pushed it in, and away it fell. Bout that time this goat came running by and jumped in. They never heard them hit bottom either. Well, a few minutes later this farmer, cuda been DD, came by and asked them if they had seen his goat. They told him they had seen one a few minutes ago, came running by and jumped into this hole. The farmer, cuda been DD, said "couldn't have been mine, mine was tied to a crosstie"....
