Season Related Funny

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her

husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, honey remember the jewelry store we went into

5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we

could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day.

His wife said crying, yes I remember that jewelry store.

He said, well I'm in the bar next to it.

i see a blackeye

Good one Maj.

That's his flyblowed butt.

That's when the fight started.bash:hatchet:

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